I graduated in 2002 with a really useful degree in English Literature, then spent the next four years temping, travelling and TEFL-ing until I decided it was time to get a proper job. So I became an English teacher. Then my mum became ill, so I also became a carer. Then I realised that I needed somewhere to vent, so I also became a blogger. Then I got a job in Cyprus, so I became an expat. Life planning is apparently an area I need to work on.